If you’ve ever:
- Pushed your bladder beyond the limit because you sat down and became nap-trapped on the couch under a finally-sleeping-otherwise-screaming colicky baby and are afraid to move, so now you live here, you are couch.
- Looked out the window and screamed at the deranged troll-like hag lurking in the bushes watching you with dead-inside eyes, only to realize that’s your own reflection; the hag is you, and when is the last time you showered?
- Googled, in the following order: “coffee breastmilk baby,” “espresso breastmilk baby,” “Red Bull breastmilk baby,” “night nanny,” “night nanny costs,” “lucrative second jobs” and “is essential oil a pyramid scheme?”
Then you may have recently parented small humans. And you may also likely relate to the “17 diapers” trend currently circulating on social media, where new parents share the struggles of their day-to-day realities.
“Let’s pick up all the dirty diapers I have around my house right now,” says …